What's Smartegg?

An agency matching aspiring fathers to smart egg donors.

How do you determine smartness?

Standardized test scores, career assessment and our own proprietary psychological assessment.

Where do you find these women?

All over the world. What unites them is their extreme intelligence. These are the smartest women in the world.

How do they look?

Many permit pictures nowadays. For donors who opt out, we leverage AI to render an anonymized + representative portrait of the donor.

What's biodeterminism?

The idea that as tech automates everything, DNA becomes destiny. In a hunting world, maybe you, Einstein and Lebron all strive really hard and spear some deer. In this world, Einstein and Lebron's genetic gift centers them, while others are marginalized. Maybe if your kid is just a really good person, the world will care. Is that your strategy?

What's the cost?

You have to negotiate with them. It ain't cheap. We're seeing rates in excess of 20k USD. But, your kid will have the essential weapon they need to win the future: raw intellectual horsepower.

How does the matching work?

Make a profile. The system pushes matches for your review (both sides).

Is this eugenics?

No. The ethical work has already been completed in the area of sperm donation. Whatever applies there, applies here. Those women are shamelessly picky. Feminism is done. Reap the rewards.

Does God approve?

Yes. Sign up below.

Is this gay?

No. Sign up below.

I have natural kids. Will they feel bad?

No. This one will support them after you're gone.

Are we going against nature?

Nature is ruthless. This is evolutionary selection. The future is somewhere between uncertain and dystopic. Give your kids options. Preempt their suffering. Save them from begging for handouts from bankrupt governments. Save them from the wageslavery of soul-crushing jobs. It was never only about hard work. That's just what they told you.

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